Brightly Beaming

brian-holdens-scarf:

ouyangdan:

rinthewin:

dragoninatrenchcoat:

sol-shine:

#I feel like arthur lost track somewhere around maybe percy #and then the twins happened and he stopped trying #jesus fucking christ molly #Twins? #TWINS? #I can hardly tell one buttock from the other #let alone two identical children #blimey #just fuck it #damn it all #i’ll start referring to them as you boy and that one there

#wait okay I KNOW this one isn’t mine#his hair is brown

#Fuck did we adopt one?

OMG I AM DYING. WHAT IS AIR?

I’M CHORTLING

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hollisterclarinerd:

theretardedginger:

malevolentmask:

artistic-aviary:

this right here is why I love blue footed boobies

THEY ARE SERIOUSLY THE GOOFIEST BIRDS EVER

^ AGREED XD

This bird sums up everybody on Tumblr

plus their feet look like they had an accident with radioactive materials or some shit :3 what’s not to love about them

BOOBIES

LITERALLY

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sketchlock:

foreverflyingawayinthetardis:

thescienceofobsession:

further-up-and-further-in:

It looks like he goes inside and gets teleported back outside, so he looks around sort of confused and tries again.

^THIS.

I can’t stop laughing

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handchuffed:

Watch out Tom!!

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j9tigger:

lolsofunny:

Let’s not beat around the bush here…

OR SHALL WE?!

Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?

I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.

And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.

And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.

And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,

“For the fighting spirit.”

^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.

That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…

What are you talking about?

I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.

Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?

What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.

reblogging for the priceless notes

The Tampocalypse

FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.

Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”

IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!

IT’S A WAR!

IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!

Tampocalypse.

I love the internet. 

I would buy the shit outta that.

This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.

Seen it before, but it’s gotten better.

(Source: adventuresofbetahugh, via childeatheart)